Oh JMG it's been awful.
Apparently I've been repressing my homosexuality so hard that I haven't any friends.
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

really?
I thought it was because you're a twat.

I don't actually think you're a twat, it just seemed the b3tan thing to say.
( jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

OH MY SWEET RETURNING WORMULUS!
As a man who the internet decided calls Moohalaa for phonesex on the phone for sex, I kind of understand where you are on this.
Have you managed to upset the incredibly serious on the internet?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

hold on, i can't work out who is actually upset,
you're the only one i ever see going on about people being upset online. you and friz. can someone explain?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)