Hold on, internet.
I've just signed on NOW, today?!
This is a thrilling new chapter, and indeed plot twist.

What have I been doing these past years?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

You have to sign on every week
But you already knew that, having signed on for the last 3 years
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

it's every two weeks
but then all the dole scum must look the same two you as you cruise past in your Mercades, on your way to the head office to buy orange juice shares
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

It is? They are?
I shall have to get my butler to point out when they are different.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

I'll be honest. I don't know dole. But you're much more in tune with it.
I therefore think you're a paedophile.
THAT'S internet logic!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

You're playing the system Abu Almajibab Geordie

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I remember the week I told everybody I was semi-Muslim.
It wasn't as fun as the week I pretended to be a female on /board, but we can all probably guess how both weeks went.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

I was huffing so much it was impossible to eat my morning bran flakes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Are bran flakes better than all bran?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)