Why am I the one that has to provide the cake for my birthday tomorrow?

( SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

Ahh, sorry dude, working =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

COCKHOUND

( SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

I didn't want you there anyway

( SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

I'm just not over you yet

( SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

I don't think I can ever be over you, sweetcheeks.
In time, I can learn to live with you, once again, though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

I don't like cake for my birthday.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

Have you decided if you're going to come yet?

( SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Nah, I'm too poor. I checked my account and it it spat out a reciept that just said

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( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

I will make it up to you the week after when I get paid. we can go out for a drink.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

*firm handshakes*

( SuperMatt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

*chuckles*

( jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

I once baked a cake for myself with a friend on my birthday.
I added too many eggs, it was an experiment in cakemaking.

A tasty experiment which I ended up giving to my brother.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)