Have someone make you feel like a woman
By suggesting you go and do some ironing.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Don't make me fuck your shit up, man.
I'm WELL manly.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

If you say so, madame.
Now would Madame prefer the pink iron, or the duck-egg blue iron?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

I'mna smash your face in

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

Which household implement would Madame prefer then?
I recommend the frying pan, very housewifely.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

Rolling pin makes for an easier swing.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Ah yes.
It does scream housewife more, but the frying pan does have a touch of the internet about it.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

I could proper smash him up
couldn't I Mister Baby?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

Yes

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Darn tooting.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

I'd agree with her
Otherwise she'll give you an orange sauce enema.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Fuck his shit right up.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)