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Someone in my workplace has pig aids.
OH EM GEE. I'm well worried*. This might be my last week on earth. What should I do?

*couldn't actually give a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
Have someone make you feel like a woman
By suggesting you go and do some ironing.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
Don't make me fuck your shit up, man.
I'm WELL manly.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
If you say so, madame.
Now would Madame prefer the pink iron, or the duck-egg blue iron?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
I'mna smash your face in

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
Which household implement would Madame prefer then?
I recommend the frying pan, very housewifely.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
Rolling pin makes for an easier swing.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
Ah yes.
It does scream housewife more, but the frying pan does have a touch of the internet about it.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
I could proper smash him up
couldn't I Mister Baby?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
Yes

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
Darn tooting.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
I'd agree with her
Otherwise she'll give you an orange sauce enema.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
Fuck his shit right up.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
Walk into your nearest Tesco.
Pick up a carrot.
Fall to your knees and scream "MY BROTHERS"
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
I like this idea

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
dunno, i'm so bored i just googled my user name, it was once just me, now there are loads of mongychops
and cheerytomato.com must be pissed i show up first in the search, wankers
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

barry
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
Watch Battle Royale.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
Erm...
well *finds something else to do*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
go to a supermarket
buy lots of phallic vegetables and some ky/vaseline, watch the till monkey's face
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
But I do that on my weekends...

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
seal yourself in clingfilm

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
HELL YES

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
LAMINATION.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
IT'S THE ONLY WAY

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
COOK BACON IN LAMINATOR

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
hahahaha
I'd like to see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
Could put it between foil?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
*nods head*
This sounds like a newsletter idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
Done.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
Wear a sign and a bell.
Lepers around *clang bell*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
I like this idea
too
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
tell the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
I see what you did there.
*taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
A fair few people I know have it now
They're not that worried either
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
Yes, but would you make bacon out of them?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
are you a carrier?
:\
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
no she is an online porky telling, fat john merrick look alike
and if she is a troll she does it in both looks and online tedium persona
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
beefy.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
Probably now, given that I live in London and was in Islington last week
However, I haven't made contact face-to-face with a known infected person.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
WOW REALLY?
REALLY?

GOSH! BETTER PAY ATTENTION TO YOU THEN
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
I don't know anyone who has it.
Just someone where I work. Do they REALLY have it, or are they just attention seeking?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
she is just lying, as per usual, don't feed the troll

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
Yes, I'm lying. As usual. Well done there.
/sarcasm. In case you couldn't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
We could, but you're probably lying about that as well.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
Lol, you made a funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
you are the little ugly wolf that crys boy
you are utter shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
Roffle.

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
Who'd want that attention.
It's like that benefits spotlight advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
They possibly love the isolation
One of them is a massive party animal and has been told to stay at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
Oh well, shit happens I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
They got Tamiflu and one got Relenza
So I assume so
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
You must know LOADS of people

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
As far as I know, everybody knows loads of people
Just because I know them, it doesn't mean they're my close friends or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
Fly to Spain
and buy me a drink
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
My arms are tired
LOLLERS

Shove Spain RIGHT up your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
Well, if you are going to be like that
SHOVE your PIGAIDS all the way UP YOUR CUNNY CUNNY FLANGE MINIMOOMOO
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
AWW
WUVWOOWEALLY
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
METOO
*SNUGGLYWUGGLES*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
:D
That's cos I'm fucking GREAT
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
I NO
and any second now my sig is going to reflect that
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
YAY
Immortalised in someone's sig. No greater honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
Give me a snog?
I could do with the time off work.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
I don't have it.
But I'm bound to get it. And die from it. Can you wait a week or so?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
I don't actually want it
but since I work in maternity/childrens hospitals if I've a good chance of having got it I'd need to stay of work til I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
OH EM GEE
I work in a hospital too.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)