I had to wear trousers to work today,
I'm so oppressed.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

Set them on fire.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

the oppressors or the trousers?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

The trousers.
Then wrap your legs around the neck of the oppressors.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

You can still wear the suspenders underneath though, right?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

I wouldn't go anywhere without them

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

I came to work dressed as a school girl once.
It wasn't for charity either.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

You didn't really understand what the cops meant when they asked you to pretend to be a girl online to catch paedophiles, did you?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

Nope :(
But at least I lost my brown wings.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

So that's why you are no longer the masked vigilante known as Owl Man!

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)

I walk funny and am now known as Owww Man

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

did anyone notice the difference?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

They asked why I was dressed smart and if I was going for a job interview...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)