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I've been offered a job, kind of.
Or rather, there's a place that advertised for a job, and I'm the only suitable applicant.
But because they get government assistance I have to make lots of appointments with social welfare people to see if I'm unemployed enough first.
For fuck's sake, etc.
What silly bits of rules have slapped you in the face today?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
I had to wear trousers to work today,
I'm so oppressed.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
Set them on fire.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
the oppressors or the trousers?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
The trousers.
Then wrap your legs around the neck of the oppressors.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
You can still wear the suspenders underneath though, right?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
I wouldn't go anywhere without them

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
I came to work dressed as a school girl once.
It wasn't for charity either.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
You didn't really understand what the cops meant when they asked you to pretend to be a girl online to catch paedophiles, did you?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
Nope :(
But at least I lost my brown wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
So that's why you are no longer the masked vigilante known as Owl Man!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
I walk funny and am now known as Owww Man

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
did anyone notice the difference?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
They asked why I was dressed smart and if I was going for a job interview...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
does village idiot pay well?
great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
I'm notifying the orthorities.
To report you for GREAT FORUM BANTER.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
i was a bit worried that this banter was a tad on the risque side, but i know you are not a meek, timid forum poster
great forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
Are you saying that I shall not inherit the earth?
Divine forum banter.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
Just this one
content.etilize.com/Large/1010016364.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
I hate to break it to you
but that isn't a real ruler.
When you told us you had a 7 inch dick....
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
Should be wide enough for anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
I'm not sure whether to blame capitalism, British imperialism, or JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
800 years of dole cuts.
There you, the holistic approach.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
Spuh duh duh duh d d d dwoioioioioioinnnnnnng.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)