I'll reply here
since I've clearly missed the news that it's Wormulus' birthday today and we should respond to his trolls to make him a happy birthday boy.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

Wait a minute
Wormulus is less popular than me?

*headspins*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

He's wanking himself in a coma due to all this attention.
Revelling at the "too serious" internet users and how anyone can be upset by the words that vomit out his keyboard like shit oozing out a fresh corpse's rectum. It doesn't matter what's said, it's the internet, nothing is real, serious or matters.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

what?

( WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)