I was ready for some Terrible Internet Bullying

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

*kneels down behind you*
*gets other b3tan to push you over me*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

*breaks arm and runs off crying*

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

In school, a couple of girls tried to do that to me.
I didn't fall over. I just accidentally booted the girl behind me, right in her ribs, with the back of my heel.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

I would have fallen over and started wrestling the girl, hopfully going for a Boston Crab and then a pin.
I'd get an errection and get embarrassed and be called '2ft Hip Digger Gums' for the rest of my life and have many, many lovers.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Pffft
I love you DG.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

JMG?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Oooh oooh oooh
HOW DIDJA DO?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Passed!
2:1 and a big happyface!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

So what does one normally do with a Biological Anthropology degree?
(apart from the obligatory mcd application form)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Normally research or teaching
I don't want to do either!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

you could become like tarzan and go and live in the jungle and live on coconuts

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

and shag monkeys.
So it's not all bad.
( BindiBaji, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Only if you go for the pretty ones

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

in monkey terms, I'm quite pretty
*poses*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

That is pretty much plan 'A' at the moment.
I really want a job working with food, i'm trying to get some experience in food buying with a view to eventually opening my own delicatessen and microbrewery.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

HURRAH!
*congratulatory hugs and squeezes*
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Thankyuuuuu!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)