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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:22,
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I keep accidentally reading QOTW
I then get angry at the sheer level of self-delusion and lying and vow to never read it again. Until next week, whence the whole torrid cycle starts all over again.
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The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:24,
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I only go there when I'm very very very very bored
then I get angry and leave.
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jenpots, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:25,
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daily reader then?
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:26,
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about once
a fortnight. There has to be NOTHING else to do, before I go there.
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jenpots, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:29,
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HI REMEMBER THAT TIME I WAS A MASSIVE LEGEND
HI I'M A MASSIVE LEGEND. I DID A THING ONCE HAVING DRUNK A PINT (OR TWELVE !!!!11) OF GUINNESS BECAUSE I'M A TEDIOUS BEARDED TWAT. I THEN SPAFFED MY HATEFUL SEED INTO THE YAWNING SNATCH OF AN UGLY TIRESOME TROLLOP.
HERE'S A SHIT PUN
CHEERS
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The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:27,
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lets be friends!
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:28,
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Only if you like puns
And lying.
These are my prerequisites.
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The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:29,
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i fucking hate puns.
and people.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:32,
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I had to study Shakespeare at school.
There's nothing worse than a myopic cunt chuckling at a 'joke' that was barely funny at the time of publication let alone now. It's not that I don't get it sir, well it's just that it's actually a bit shit.
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The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:34,
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i dont actually get them.
probably because i dont bother fucking reading them.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:44,
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I like you
you can stay :o)
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jenpots, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:29,
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we have a strict one out one in policy.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:33,
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Thanks.
I was worried I'd have to hang out with SpankyHanky, Pooflake and Legless and I wouldn't be able to keep up with their rapier wit, homely Northern sense of wisdom and justice, and sexual charisma.
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The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:33,
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northern sexual charisma?
taking your cap off?
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:37,
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That's
RACIST
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The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:41,
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oh well
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:47,
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