I'm going to pick the hillarious answer.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

go for bears
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

go for pears
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

go for tears
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

go for the ears
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

you could have had fears, lears, mears, rears, wears, but no, you had to fuck up the system.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

my hero

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

now that's just completely wrong.
Doesn't even rhyme.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

is that such a crime?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

No but I'm a blimp so I am upset online.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

tears for fears
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

<s>the hellarious answer</s> - on the little guy.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

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( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)