How about legs?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

Good idea.
I have two legs. I wonder if any other readers have two legs.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I like having two legs.
The way I have two legs is, in some uninteresting way, different to the way in which you have two legs. I act as if this is a cause for friction or concern.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

*walks out the door*

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

They look like you broke two broom handles and jammed them into your knee stumps

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

My cats were dangling from my jeans the other day.
I wish someone could have taken a picture as I really did, interestingly, have cat legs.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

You would have knee kittens if they mated with your bungle like limbs.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

caught in your fly?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

you do realise
that you have more than the average number of legs, don't you ?
(CIIJASIIE Fanny Scratching in Cock Lane, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

Very clever.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

Depends what average you're using. He has both the median and mode number of legs for a human.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)