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you are rasta too?
(, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
i dunno, you seem like an old forum poster we had here who used to post pictures of his cock in a sock, are you from america?

(, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

I can be if you like.

I'm just looking for jelly friends. Are you jelly if not rasta?
(, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
i'm sorry i have no idea what you are on about, no offence

(, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
Right, no, that's it, I've had enough
You're attempting to communicate using the world's most advanced, most developed, most flexible language system. The English language is the pinnancle of human-to-human communication systems, capable of expressing complex thought with the utmost pith and wit; sensitivities and emotions sympathetically, and the cavorting nature of mental logic with ease and precision.

And you're STILL doing it wrong. What the fuck is wrong with you? You only need 500 words to survive for a week doing your day to day life, and less than 5000 to do everything you could possibly imagine in a year. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you retarded? Are you so mentally stunted that your awkward little brain is echoing around the cavern of your skull, bashing into words randomly like dodgems, smacking them out of your mouth like an epileptic game of marbles?

If your brain is so pathetically feeble it can't even grasp the rudiments of English, just fuck off to France like the rest of the dribblers who can't work it out, you mouth-breathing tiresome little mould.
(, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
..
ym cockmonkey

what's monkey in frog? I could nearly make it understandable to you.
(, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
*insert Picard pic here*

(, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
oh nooo not cockaleekieman!

(, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)