If you were going to write about how you were going to kill yourself, how would you write it?
I'd take a fuckload of drugs.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

I'd perch forward on my seat, get the grey matter going and type that bad boy.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

Nice
good choice.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

I'd wait until I was really really old.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

was really really 'd had sex with FivesF
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

weak, dude
weak.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

The thought of anally penetrating BlueStar's fiance proved too much even for my hearty stomach

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

I don't know who these people are
I am dimly aware that someone called 'FoldsFive' exists, presumably after the cock awful Ben Folds Five, but FivesFold doesn't work. Tenuous at best, but good effort.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

I'd type "cool ways to kill yourself" into google and then copy and paste them.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

With my long
simian toes.
(Bababoon, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Totally Gilgamesh here.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

you know what, right, I'm fucking great I am

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

wotcha

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

Hello Baboon, how you doing today?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

Smashing.

(Bababoon, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

Great, got any good plans for tonight?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

Not really. You?

(Bababoon, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

I'm gonna take it easy, managed to get the night off work.
Still not feel too great, so turned the lads down for a curry in favour of a Big Gay Bath, a bit of chinese, and whatever film is showin' on the sky tonight.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

Well thats sounds delightful.
Top banter, great forum, good times.
(Bababoon, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Bare jokes blud, yagetsme?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

I'm down wit the brizown

(Bababoon, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

Are you from Kendal?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

I'm a Northern Monkey
but not that Northern.
(Bababoon, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

What, like Sheffield...
or something?

As long as you're not from Stoke, we've got no beef.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

Yes Sheffield or something
but more something than Sheffield.
But definitely not Stoke.
(Bababoon, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

i´m from near stoke
miss my oatcakes
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

But not quite Stoke...
close one...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

Poor Stoke
what did ever do to you?
(Bababoon, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

I'ld rest the laptop on your mum's back and give her the attention your dad reffuses to do since she pilled on the pounds.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Good lad,
she'd appreciate that.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

I have no idea how to respond to this.... or even why I feel I should.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

don't
then
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

cure for cancer!
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/cancer-shock-breakthrough-1710727.html
shame it's not for the pancreas.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

It would depend on who my audience was.

( Comma, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

I don't take drugs
I don't really get drunk either. This allows me to be sanctimonious. If you can only write on drugs, you're a prick. Fuck off.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

I would use my penis to hit the keys on my keyboard
just like posting on b3ta
( parttimedogfish, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)