Oh hello internet people I have never met
I was in France today. I saw lots of cars driving on the wrong side of the road and people wearing funny hats. I did like it, and nobody tried to burn my neck.

bonjour le miserables.

where are you going tomorrow?

edit:

don't forget its fathers day today *helpful blog*
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Maybe Cardiff.
But we'll see.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

I didnt like it
/ac

Im staying in sheffield, cleaning my haus
( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

You didn't like France?
Pourquoi?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

Some kid burnt my neck

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

The fucking fucker.



Why do the shit memes never die?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

I dont know

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

coz when you get pissed its easier to repost an old meme that try and type sense.
or something.

here, have her

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/botoxgirl_a.gif
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

Je suis duneau.
It's Father's Day and I've got a lie-in until 10:30am. I don't get a lie-in very often, so I'll appreciate it.

So far today I've been watching Weird Science. What a great fillum!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

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( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

Nice triangles. Dave.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

as long as they stay black and don't rotate we are safe enough

( TBL I posted this on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

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( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

*gets ready to run*

( TBL I posted this on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

cr3 should allow colours.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

I'm sort of glad he doesn't

( TBL I posted this on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

HELLO
Got anyone up the duff lately?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

Not that I know of.
You?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Hell no.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

So it's been you leaving all these ▲ around here?
Careful, someone might stand on one, and I imagine it would be like standing on VIRTUAL lego.
( Cae1, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

Power, wisdom and courage.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

How do you know you haven't met me?

( Cae1, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

what? the water's 40 yards from the building, she landed in the car park
/ac
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

Who are you?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

me
who are you.
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

me
Fuck. Are we the same person?
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

*looks in mirror*
Probably
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

This makes me want to change my sig :(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

Har! No fathers day present
/no father
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)

fool
i am your father
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)