Porridge
What do you put in yours?

I'm trying a crumbled flake and a marshmallow. It's delicious.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

Golden syrup!

FTMFW
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

That I would be using if I had any.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

Alternatively...
My penis.
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

Sounds like my type of porridge!

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

oh stop it you big bumgay!

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

I can't help myself when it comes to you DD.
;)
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

Milk and sugar.
Or golden syrup. You can't beat golden syrup.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

Surely they already have milk.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

But more milk.
Helps to cool it down. It's how my grandmother used to serve it to me.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

bacon, sausages and eggs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

Sounds delicious.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

36 yards of bunting
just so that, halfway through breakfast, i can remove 36 yards of bunting from my porridge and surprise everybody
( spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

Pffft.
That's something I need to see.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

when you pull your toast out of the toaster does it spring open into a bunch of flowers?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

sometimes it comes out as crispy toasted rabbit

( spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

Mmmmm
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( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

Whatever jams I have available
and the blood of my most recently slaughtered enemy, because pink food makes me smile of a morning
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

My penis
I don't eat a lot of porridge.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

heh
www.b3ta.com/talk/6242651

Penis - it's whats for breakfast!
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

Your name change has made you that little smidgen more humorous

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

I am glad to hear this.
have you considered adding another 'r'?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

Three r's fulfills all the requirements of modern literacy
Reading, Writing, and Ripping the Shit Out Of Everything I Come Across.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

Oh I see.
how droll.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Yeah
That's how I droll
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

It's wonderful to see you.
It's certainly a thrill.
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

whiskey, and lots of it
sometimes i even forget to add the porridge
( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

I don't really eat porridge.
I do mix my own cereal though, and lately I've been adding my freshly picked strawberries.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Sounds nice.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

nothing
because despite years of really trying to like it I can't. No matter how I make it or what I add, it's just soggy cardboard to me.
( moogy boobles, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)