This evening I'm going to skate as far as my office to see if it's doable.
What are you doing to beat the fat and make JMG proud?
( SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

I'm only going to eat five packets of biscuits.
Not six.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

All great journies begin with a single step.

( SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

...toward the cupboard.

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

I'm doing 2000m on the rowing machine 3 times a day, swimming 3 times a week, cycling 3 times a week,
looking for a job and I'm on a diet.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

That explains the sig, then.

( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

the sig's back from when I was doing my exams at the start of this month actually.
Exercise is fun :D
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

oooOOOooo
Go you.
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Looking for a job?
JMG won't be very happy.
( SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

how else will I be able to get credit to blow all my money on beer and a massive tv?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Just collect dole payouts

( SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

I won't get the dole if I try to apply now.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Of course not. This is Sunday afternoon, they'll be closed.

( SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

In general.
I've not even graduated yet.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

Balanced diet.
I've had a packet of beef, pickled onion AND flaming hot Monster Munch with my beer.
( Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

This is excellent diet advice.
*firm handshakes*
( SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

i'm going to plaice as far as the newsagent

( spacefish bong!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Is it fishy joke time?

( SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

You'd batter believe it.

( Druid, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

You can never quite tell if these pun threads are going to take off or not.
I like the tenchion of it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

I went to the gym a few hours ago.
Now I'm making soup.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Serious fat-busting there.

( SuperMatt, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

I'm lucky enough not to have problems with fat.
This is more for general fitness.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

I'm going to buy a tub of ben and jerry's phish food and hurl it into a lake

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

i'm going to slowly drive my car through town with a sausage attached to the back dangling from a piece of string
once i get a good crowd of fat people following i'm going to lead them into a furnace
( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

I ordered a diet coke to go with my bargain bucket
from the local southern fried botulism emporium.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

I carry a bat and a prodding sick at all times.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)