Right, I'm off for a Nutella sandwich.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

euphemism?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I had this cake the bairn made for fathers day.
The fucking thing was unbelievably high in calories and fat.

It was as nice as it could have been, I blame my mother in law, next time, I'll teach him how to bake.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

lovely
bt are you suggesting your m-i-l is attempting to kill you with FAT?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

I've got no idea.
It kind of blows my 10 mile run out of the water, once I'd worked out the nutrition values.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

i think my high metabolism is due to the many and various ticks and muscular spasms i have
just a 10min reading of /talk is like a 5 mile run
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

I wish I had one of them.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)