WHEE WAAH WAAH LOOK AT ME WHEEEE I'VE GOT NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY WHEEEEEEEEEEEE BOBBLY BOBBLY NOB WILLY PISS WHEEEEEEE
you fucking morons
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

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(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

I want to stare at your winkie
while I play with my foofoo
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

I just came
guys...... guys... I just came.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Right, I'm off for a Nutella sandwich.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

euphemism?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I had this cake the bairn made for fathers day.
The fucking thing was unbelievably high in calories and fat.

It was as nice as it could have been, I blame my mother in law, next time, I'll teach him how to bake.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

lovely
bt are you suggesting your m-i-l is attempting to kill you with FAT?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

I've got no idea.
It kind of blows my 10 mile run out of the water, once I'd worked out the nutrition values.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

i think my high metabolism is due to the many and various ticks and muscular spasms i have
just a 10min reading of /talk is like a 5 mile run
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

I wish I had one of them.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

Frank, your cock must be that big.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

*picards*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

pick a card, pick any card

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

6 of clubs

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

wrong, try again

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

no, that's definitely the card i picked

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

i don't tell you how to do your job now, do i son?

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

You're my father? That's impossible
*jumps of aerial*
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

i'm a very swarthy magician

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

Hi there!
www.b3ta.com/talk/6074306
( Druid, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

i really don't know why you bother

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)