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My on-again off-again girlfriend
Get with the times, Wicca'd.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
Have you never heard of condoms?
Congratulations though.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
She was on injections
It was 0.07% chance of her getting pregnant.

I have some sort of super sperm.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
injections of your hot spunky spuffins?

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
I think I'll stop talking now

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
I never thought I'd see the day.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Injections.... Rohypnol?

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
Oh, ok, as long as you're entirely sure she hasn't intentionally trapped you for life or anything like that.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
*facepalms*

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
It's destined to end well.

(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)