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Hello all.

Any questions? Tips? Suggestions for baby names?

GO.
(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
How long have you got to transform yourself into a good father?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
Five months!
Pow pow.
(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
good luck,
I'm being nice but in my head I'm saying:
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GUTTED"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
I'm excited :)

(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
you have a foetus fetish AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
he has to transform into a good human first

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
Rapey Sid.

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
Beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
well, you know, I just had a bath.

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
I feel sorry for the kid
The surname's going to be New-Frizzle

Or Frizzle-New.

Why did I mate with somebody with a shitter surname than me :(
(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
Hang on, what?
WHO THE FUCK HAVE YOU IMPREGNATED?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
some poor girl with the surname New,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
Newt Gingrich's bag of Frazzles.

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
Mmm. Salty.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
his nob has 3 orange stripes on it
he claims they are go faster stripes but I know the truth
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
His penis is a 33 kOhm resistor?
Handy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
It's me.
I thought it was just another meaningless tryst on the tube. then I realised i was 3 weeks late.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
My on-again off-again girlfriend
Get with the times, Wicca'd.
(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
Have you never heard of condoms?
Congratulations though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
She was on injections
It was 0.07% chance of her getting pregnant.

I have some sort of super sperm.
(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
injections of your hot spunky spuffins?

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
I think I'll stop talking now

(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
I never thought I'd see the day.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Injections.... Rohypnol?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
Oh, ok, as long as you're entirely sure she hasn't intentionally trapped you for life or anything like that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
It's destined to end well.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
Queen of the spider people.
He's hoping to raise an army.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
Be impressed! It took me half an hour to figure out which set of legs to plunge for

(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
Little Miss New
and Mr Frizzle. I love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
I do like Little Miss New
But it won't work if it's a boy
(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
Frazzle
/congrats, by the way, hope it all goes well for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
New Friz On The Block

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
"My Dad's A Cunt"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
Perfect

(__, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
Dennis's Dad

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
It is possible for babies to survive for the first three months of their life on a diet of nothing but pureed avocado.
Stick to this diet plan or I'll kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
they do like a nice firm pear

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
even the stone

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Abort; Retry; Fail?

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
Cuntbaby Shatfuck Bilious I I I

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
The last three characters have to be pronounced in a high-pitch scream like an invading Japanese warrior

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
this might help:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp5YIk49EOM
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)