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You mean you've never tried it with dishes?
YOU'RE SO SHIT AT SEX I BET YOU'RE A VIRGIN.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:00,
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am not, i'm always getting my best china out and giving it to girls up there noo noos all over it
once i had my hand in a bra whilst drinking from a saucer, and that
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mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:01,
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Just cos you can get a dinnerplate in sideways
and then slurp it out like a bemucoused frisbee, there's no need to boast
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:02,
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Ping pong balls are so last year.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:06,
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It's an Ashes summer. Cricket balls are where it's at this year.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:06,
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sticky wickets!
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:07,
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*lofts a six out of the ground*
*removes helmet and raises bat to pavilion*
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:11,
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*readies self*
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:12,
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FUCKING BRACE THA SEN ETHEL!!
/Yorkshire foreplay
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:16,
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I bet he's12 too.
The 12-year-old virgin.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:07,
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i'm 15 actually, and claire philips said i can finger her next week, with my willy
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mongychops, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:09,
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12 AND A VIRGIN.
VIRGIN.
VIIIIIIIIR. GIIIIIIINNNNNNNN. GIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN. GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:14,
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