Hi balders
I have 213 pictures of a night out I don't really remember.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I'd like to cum in your face.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6246175
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I'd like to cum in your face.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

psst, you forgot to say 'cornish'
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

I'd like to cornish cream in your face.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

Oh balders, I fear I'm not looking too foxy this morning
Woke up looking like a Kylie back-up dancer.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

chlolorophorm

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Roflypnol.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

I think it was the great idea my landlady mate had
"Yeah, we'll start doing shots at half eight wooooo"

I start getting fuzzy after the second mandarin sambuca.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

unless that's half 8 in the morning then you're old.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I got there at ten past eight
She got me on the wine, which I don't drink any more.

Then came two 50ml shots of apple sours, then two 50ml sambucas, then a jaegerbomb, then trwo hours later, profuse vomiting in a club toilet.

I'm just so CLASSY.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Lightweight.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

I hadn't drunk anything since May 8th
So yes.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

I'm coming to your gaff with some bacardi breezers and my birthday suit.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

I'll remember to lock the door

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

ock et you through
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

door

Oi, I'm sure you used to be my friend on facebook.

WUT HAPPUNED :(?
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

mandarin sambuca?
What are you? Posh?

I was drinking white spirit all weekend.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

you poof
i was drinking 4-pint jugs of molten rock
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

molten cock more like
LOL
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

damn you GEEMOSSS
*shakes fist*
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)