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Nah, It's some 35 year old friend of a friend that I drunkly said I'd go out on a date with
Woke up in the morning and realised she was hideous and realised I was being silly, she is REALLY stupid too.

Now I get loads of texts and pic messages. I've told her I'm not interested and just want to be left alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
Go on the date dude,
do your best to put her off, it'll be fun.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
If you need any advice,
you know where to come.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
tits or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
That's the thing, she hasn't got any.
The pics looked like as If I was wearing a bikini top.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
wll then, i'm sure you can guess at my next request.....
BUMHOLE!!!11111!11!1!1!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
haha.
I might actually do this :D

"Bumhole picture. Then we'll talk."
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
do it young padwan, embrace the darkside

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
I'm going to do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
what happens when she actually sends you a pic of her bumhole
then you'll have to talk to her

is it worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
But Paul, think it through... BUMHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
MAD BUMHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
D:
I might just call her a mug and post it on Facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
good stuff, remember take it slowly and before long you will have a picture of her on all 4's fingers spreading her lips with a carrot up her arse, great times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
you've done this before haven't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
I can get that from most girls after one text of a smilie face.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

dark back
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)