I once built my hopes up, but they got torn down into pieces, and now I'm picking up the jixsaw pieces, but I've lost the piece in the center of my heart where you should be.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

Ohh, and a pot noodle.
I quite like poot noodle.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

Don't be silly
You can't build a pot noodle.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

OH GOD I CAN'T DO NUFFIN RIGHT !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

You don't build pot noodles.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Even Pickle Fairy knows this.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

How do they even exist then?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

The noodles are grown in the pots.
You know the little bits of stuff you find at the bottom in a sludge? That's potting compost.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

how? easy!
they mine my belly button for fluff and stuff and pot it up.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

Poot noodle
Now in eggy guff flavour.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)