I completely got an O level in something or other in 1983
WORSHIP ME
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

all praise the 'M'
EDIT: Too late ninja, I already praised the 'M'. I'm all praised out now.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Minjamesh

( broadsword, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Congrats dewd.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

I was born in 1983

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Are you an O level?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Yes, yes I am.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

I was born in 1982.
This is a great contribution.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

i was born in 1982.

( sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

No you weren't, I was. Didn't you see what I just wrote?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

cock you nob face.

( sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

: 8=> (

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

THAT'S YOU THAT IS

( sleepybinky, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

I did a degree in software engineering
And all I got was this shitty job
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

I lied my way into a software engineering job in 1999
10 years of copy-pasting other people's code from Google, great stuff
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Haha nicely
This language is too niche for that, I actually had to learn it.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

if an employer wants a niche technology, I just put it on my CV then google like fuck once I've got the contract

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

That's what we all do though
Programming is programming these days, the syntax may change slightly but everything works pretty much the same way.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

I was totally born then.
Worship ME!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

ahah only spastics were born in 1983!!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Were you born in 1983 too?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Yup

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

26 next week.
Me and Hubare share the same birthday, but mine is more important.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

But... but... the dog...
you... the dog...
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

???

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

26 is old for a dog

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I'm not a not dog though???
You're confusing me...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

AHA!
www.b3ta.com/talk/6247100
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

???
sounds like a dog to me
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

GAH! BASTARD!!!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

while you lot were still shitting your nappies, I was drunkenly shitting my pants

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

I'm at your feet like Princess Leia in the posters,
yes I'm wearing the gold bikini.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

CAN MESA BE JAJA?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

how wude!

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

Come on
that's clearly got to be 90nZ0
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

Was it Sociology? 'cos if you get an Ology, you're a scientist

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

What about chemists?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Or Physics?
Or Medicine? Or Veterinary Surgery?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

Physicists aren't scientists, they are GODS

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

*saves thread*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

Look, everything I know comes from 1980's BT adverts starrring Maureen Lipman
so how the fuck should I know?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

Old.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

BETTER THAN YOU, RODENT COCK

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

When you die, I'm still gonna be alive. I'm gonna find your grave and get crumbs all over it.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

OMG

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

I thought you might appreciate it in particular.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Old Level

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

Thats nothing
I have a levels from 1991!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

I'm going to put my x-box together and play some shit free games.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

that's nothing compared to my Illustration BTEC

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)