basically, I wish for someone to jizz their sloppy man-waste all over my disgusting visage

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

BTIAJ*!
*be there in a jiffy.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

My lips are quivering with the anticipation of your broom

( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

You know... now we're no longer roomies, that rule about spunking over my roomie's hair is no longer in place.... just sayin' like.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

you jizz over Tedious Irish...?
:(((((((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

Nonono, he's still a roomie.
Let's make him really uncomfortable tomorow by sitting in the same room together again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

he fucking loves me

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Shall I set you two up?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

i dont date.
especially not that.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

That's where you're going wrong, free wedding dress, innit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

haha once upon a time.
someone elses free frock now innit. poor cow.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

big-fat-massive-diddums.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

It's OK
You just have to convince Irish to make a move tonight.
Get him to put a hand on her thigh.
( SuperMatt, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

:(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)