If I invented something that cost £500 that meant you never had to shave again would you buy it?
Or, do you prefer the ability to vary the length of sideburns, and occasionally look a bit trampy?
( magnum, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

I'd buy it.
No question. All hair, except that on the top, back and sides of your head, is shit.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I probably should limit that to people. Animals should have hair.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Especially mole rats
They just look like cocks with claws
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I'm a lady, I'd pay serious cash to never shave again.
It's so fiddly.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

lady eh? show me your bumhole

( mongychops, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Yes.
I'll have two please. Just in case I mislay one.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)