My God, Hollyoaks is a massive pile of old shit and no mistake.

( Druid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

^this
still, I can't really talk, I watch Eastenders. Though I think I only do that so I can hate myself for watching Eastenders.
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

"Woodsidean reaction"
is the technical term for quickly leaping up and turning off the telly on hearing the first two notes of the Hollyoaks theme.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Haha
I don't think the reaction is unique to you though
( broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Wouldn't it be easier to change the channel?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)