My cat is such a bully
He parades up and down our street chasing all the other cats out of their own garden and should one of them get caught putting a foot on our side of the street then all hell breaks loose. He sits on the bedroom windowsill hissing and spitting at every animal that walks past and often wakes half the street up shagging the one cat he will go near.

Do you have pets and what are their personalities like?
( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

i don't have any pets, thanks for pointing out that i lack the affection of a domesticated animal
i hate you
( mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

get a stuffed marmot

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

I have no pets :'(
I want some chinchillas though
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

i want some chimichangas

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Aslan, Lilith and Twist.
Aslan is a cowardly homosexual
Lilith is a bit cowardly
Twist is the reincarnation of Hitler. She shouts a lot and oppresses Aslan for his homosexuality and gingerness.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

2 boy cats
Dee bullies Gee lots & attacks him for no reason, always hissing at him. He also seems to be stealing more of the food, as he is becoming a fat cat. Doesn't like to be picked up & cuddled, but does like lots of attention.

Gee is a bit of a scaredy cat, hides under the duvet whenever the doorbell goes, or whenever a male person comes into the house. Does like being picked up & cuddled, and quite often climbs up my body to headbutt me for more attention than he already gets.

Both like to sleep in the bathroom sink, but not at the same time.
(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)