Are you misquoting The Lonely Island?
If you are, you've gone up in my estimations.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

no dolphins near trains though.
muthafucka.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

I've got a nautical themed pashmina afghan

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

i'm flippin burgers, you at kinko straight flippin copies!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

I'm on a train
(like a boss)
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Turn into a jet, bomb the russians.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

*jizzes in his pants*

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

I just ate a grape and I...

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

When bruce willis was dead, at the end of sixth sense I...

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)

I open my window and a breeze rolls in and I...

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

Space Luge is totally cancelled

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

Kick it Sax-Man!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

A horse drunk a bottle, and fucked a cow

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

Boiled Goose

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

Burrheelldd Guuurrssee

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

A boombox can save the world
But you gotta know your limits with a boombox
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

One in front and two in the back
Had it locked up like a chinese fingertrap
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

Who said we're wack?

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)

Fuck dreams, I climb buoys motherfucker.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

I am

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

Like fuck he was.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Who invited Red Rocket
That guy's a cunt
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

I've been watching The Dudes since 2004, freaking awesome.
MMmmmm Captain Gaycap.

Unlike these bunch bandwagon jumpers....
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

*sheepishly admits she's only known who they are since May*

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

Although actually, I heard dick in a box last year
And saw Jizz in my pants on valentines day.

It's been my ring tone since then, it inspires me to answer my phone quickly while in public.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

Their student film projects were the funniest :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

I'm off to youtube for "awesometown"

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

Explosive High Five!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

That's fine, not everyone is as sad as me
I just think it's even sadder to jabber on about it like they've just struck gold...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

I freely admit I'm late to the party
They're godly though.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

indeed :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)