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I'M ON A TRAIN MOTHERFUCKER TAKE A LOOK AT ME

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
close enough
onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/run+train
(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
TRAINTERNET

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
IT LOOKS LIKE A HOT AIR BALLOON IS HITCHING A RIDE

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/onatrain.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
it's too late... that image is now indelibly scorched on your retinas...

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
His gargantuan features looming over her, that epic sweaty visage contorted in a mixture of ecstacy, fear and not a little revulsion, beads of sweat dropping like briny waterbombs onto her undulous, pale clammy flesh.
As he manages to dribble his feeble seed into her puckered, voluminous vulva, their bloated heads preventing the tails flapping in any way but ineffectually in their new gaping labyrinth of a home.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
Ineffectual?
I'm pretty sure the one thing on my mind at the moment is that it *isn't* ineffectual
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
Yeah, but it will probably be all floppy and happy in the worse possible way.
aHEEEEEEEEEEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
bit early to say that, it could still be a miscaridge, still born or a spastic

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
I had a dream about you

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
Are you misquoting The Lonely Island?
If you are, you've gone up in my estimations.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
no dolphins near trains though.
muthafucka.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
I've got a nautical themed pashmina afghan

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
i'm flippin burgers, you at kinko straight flippin copies!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
I'm on a train
(like a boss)
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
Turn into a jet, bomb the russians.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
*jizzes in his pants*

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
I just ate a grape and I...

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
When bruce willis was dead, at the end of sixth sense I...

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
I open my window and a breeze rolls in and I...

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
Space Luge is totally cancelled

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
Kick it Sax-Man!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
A horse drunk a bottle, and fucked a cow

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
Boiled Goose

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
Burrheelldd Guuurrssee

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
A boombox can save the world
But you gotta know your limits with a boombox
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
One in front and two in the back
Had it locked up like a chinese fingertrap
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
Who said we're wack?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
Fuck dreams, I climb buoys motherfucker.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
I am

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
Like fuck he was.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
Oh for fuck's sake

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
Who invited Red Rocket
That guy's a cunt
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
I've been watching The Dudes since 2004, freaking awesome.
MMmmmm Captain Gaycap.

Unlike these bunch bandwagon jumpers....
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
*sheepishly admits she's only known who they are since May*

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
Although actually, I heard dick in a box last year
And saw Jizz in my pants on valentines day.

It's been my ring tone since then, it inspires me to answer my phone quickly while in public.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
Their student film projects were the funniest :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
I'm off to youtube for "awesometown"

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
Explosive High Five!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
That's fine, not everyone is as sad as me
I just think it's even sadder to jabber on about it like they've just struck gold...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
I freely admit I'm late to the party
They're godly though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
indeed :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Fuck's sake, it's like a baby bird trying to get mummy bird to regurgitate some attention into their gobs, these days.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
This newer gonzo on a higher horse intrigues me

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

intrigues excites

Slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
id much rather not thanks

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
why don't you read a book, you fat accident

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
Har!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
THE HUBARE BOOK OF WHY AYE PET

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
Well I'm off to play extreme golf at 12. I win.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
GOLF
TO THE EXTREEEEEME


"What par is this hole?"
"EXTREEEEEME"

"It's heading for the green!"
"EXTREEEEEEEEEME!"

"What's your handicap?"
"EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!

"A hole in EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!"
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
It's not that extreme.
I'm just playing with my earphones in so I can't hear people shouting ''FORE!'' when a ball is coming near me.


EXTREEEEEME.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
I certainly hope it doesn't derail or have a head on collision with another train.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
THANKS LOVE :)

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)