Did you set her up with Irish yet?

( SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

I dont think Esme swings that way

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

She will when she's suspended from the ceiling.

( SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

Blame Mykey
I wasn't even talking about you.
( SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

I know.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

Is this some sort of threat?
Are you, as we speak, plotting to hang Esme from the ceiling to make it look like a suicide?

Perhaps leaving a noit?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

fucking hell

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

:D

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

I've always though 'Noit' sounds like an Irish saying 'knot'

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

Only if you're from Nordie land.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

It does sound like someone from the North saying 'night'.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

is that where big ears comes from?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

I've always said it as noy-it.
Let's just agree that it was a shit joke.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

Indeed, let's draw the line here. -----------------------------------------------------
Your randomburn is in the post btw.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

where's mine?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

You're not on my list!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

are you suuuure?
think about it
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

....
Oh I see ;) *wink wink wink*

Nah, just checked. you weren't on there.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

BUT I WANT MOAR RANDOMBURNS
i've only had 2 so far and i sent 10
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

I hope I don't have to pay to collect it.
Only some sort of cunt would make someone do that.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

I handmade them all and refused to use a computer for any of them
Burning the CD was a nightmare.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

You must have steady hands.
Steady, strong hands.... ¦;¬D
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

I hummed all the tunes at the CD, HARD.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

RARGH

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

I reckon they would make a fetching couple.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

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( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

What's the mess doing now that setanta has closed down?

( SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

I don't think he was ever watching setanta, he was just starring at the telly and that happened to be on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)