SOUND THE IRONY ALARM CAPTAIN
CRASHDIVE! CRASHDIVE!
( WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Yes yes yes
It was on purpose.
At the age of 12, completing sonic was way more important than girls.
( SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Unless they could control Tails
and not headbutt every fucking bomb in the bonus zone.

Tails has one hundred and - CRASH - Tails has zero coins. YOU LOSE.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)