I have a rant that isn't threadworthy
frizfrizzle.tumblr.com/post/129424641
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

nothing you can ever say is read worthy.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

but to give you break and some validation, you're probably partially more entertaining than pistonbroke.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Cheer up, you might get lucky like Sticky Label.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

even though the situation with sticky was apparently just horrific,
that little ASCII thing always made me laugh.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Hang on.. you found something I did vaguely amusing?
Aww. I'm touched :)
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

wait, that was you?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Sorry
www.b3ta.com/talk/5789129
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

haha, I don't care how much of a loser I think you are, I still laughed.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

that is outstanding

( WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

He might get to meet CR3?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

STILL BORN!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

I wish you'd been still born

( WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

And not be trusted with matches?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

Why did you delete your stand up :(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Have you not seen the comments?
Jesus man, don't be so fucking stupid.

Oh wait- you did a performing arts course.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Lol
At least I'm good at my stand up.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Point taken.
However, I'm still not re-posting it.

That was epic level flaming.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

I'd still like to see it
Mainly because, as a stand-up, I may be able to give you tips and that.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

I think on reflection I'll leave the open stage and mic to more talented individuals.
I.e. Lee Evans.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

:'(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

It was pretty bad dude.
It was simple things - like instead of asking somebody not to repeat the punchline, you could have turned it around that you werent using original material to her being in your head, then taken a shit on the floor in rage. THAT would be YouTube worthy.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Stop nicking my material :(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

I didn't nick it, I'm a psychic. I'm in your head. To answer some questions Friz.
1. Those thoughts about your cousin aren't natural
2. No, that isn't normal
3. It's okay to cry because you're lonely, sometimes
4. You do masturbate too much
5. But you're right; nobody will ever love you
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

1. I fucking hope not, as I have none
2. Oh :(
3. But after I've drank 8 cans of White Cider, all I have are my thoughts and... oh god.. the cutting.. the cutting starts
4. I have two hands and one cock. Go figure.
5. :'(
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

nah, bollocks, if you enjoy it, fuck everyone else, do it again, why not? There's enough time spent doing things you hate doing. My view is, if an audience sits there, they deserve everything they get. All are equipped with legs, well most probably, and they could leave.

I done swears there, did you notice?
( vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

They tried and he shouted at one of them :(

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

well I missed that bit, I saw 1 minute or so, then skipped to the end. So maybe he did, I'll have to take your word for it, as there is not possibility of seeing it ever again
( vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

He also raped the entire front row
Between 6:37 and 7:04.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

I really really want to see it.
Please?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

I'm not feeling nearly masochistic enough right now.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Gaz me a link when you're in the mood. I hope you do.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

me 2 lol

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Think I'll pass
It's gone to digital heaven now :)
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

without reading that, or even clicking the link
i'm almost certain that it is
( well, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Also, "THAT WAS HER FIRST MISTAKE".

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

what is your platform score, then? is this some degree in gaming?
( vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Oh, I got a First.
"Platform" is my final performance of the course
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

how clever of you
is it performance art, then? Is that it? A degree in peformance art? Eh?
( vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

YES
All acting and that.

Apparently, I'm good at it
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Acting the CUNT!
amirite?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

OH LOL!
I bet you got a Masters degree in JAPERY
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

It was SMARTARSERY
actually.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Needs more ''Needless to say, I had the last laugh''.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)