Ning!
I think i have a tumor... how can i tell?
(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

leave the internet immediately
i can't stress that part enough

then go to the doctor
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

wow, it worked!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

Hold it to a lighter.
If it turns blue, it's a tumour.
( Bats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

look into the mind of baldmonkey
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/b3tatalk/
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

That's still less scary than Rob's Shatner-ator thing.

( Bats, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

that's pleasing
( vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

clearly you are more easily pleased than most people

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

:-( probably true
on the up side, I am as a result easily entertained
( vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

*jingles keys above your head*

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I'm sorry, I was busy chasing some rolled up tinfoil, could you do that again?
( vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

one show a day, sorry

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

:-(

( vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

to be honest a rolled up ball of tinfoil is usually enough
( vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

I have a tumor.
A lipoma to be specific. I'm hoping to get it removed soon so there's no need to give me the SSG treatment.

I'm just lucky I guess... the poor brave little soldier...
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

I'm trying something new with my facial hair.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Evil villain curly moustache!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

an evil villain goatee beard type doo dah

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

this is big news!
what are you trying?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

I'm trying an evil character goatee chin beard type thing,

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

ace
are you going to do more evil deeds to suit it?
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

of course.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

bwa ha ha!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

Do a face frame.
Thin line of beard boxing in your face. You will look cool, I garantee it.
( BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

gosh no.
those always look dreadful
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

Damn foiled my plan.

( BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

win

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

sulks

( BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Would you climb a mountain
for a bag of crisps?
(fume troll, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

What crisps?

( BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

I don't think they've thought this through.
You can't just go banding about promises of crisps on the internet and not know which type.
( BindiBaji, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

Depends of what kind of crisps
If it were 3D's that you can get in Spain.

Or a packet of seabrook beefy but they were guaranteed tons of flavour
Seabrooks have gone right downhill lately..
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

no
unless it was one of those bogus 'pretty big hill. let's call it a mountain' type things and it was a massive pack of fancy crisps
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

I'd just climb the mountain.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

pffft
you don't need bribing
( vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

TELL THE INTERNET
And then go to the doctor
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

Ask it if it is or not

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

wont talk to me.

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)