Who'd like to offer me a job?
I'm bored.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)

I've got a job for you
try to find out where my wages have been for the last month
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

You can be main Rodeo Clown for my Pug Ranch?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

woo hoo!
Ride em out head em up move along knock em dead RAWHIIIIIIIIIDE
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

Your lasso is made from red liquorish so they get extra licky with you

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

come and be the new IT manager here
mine is leaving and i don't want a crap new boss
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

I can't do computer.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

i said IT and you knew it was computers
sounds like you're overqualified
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

haha
:)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

seriously though. i'm gutted.
my current boss is the best guy i've ever worked for.

if we end up with some humourless slave driver, i'm leaving.
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

You should start your own server maintenance business
You could quite effectively clean inside servers while they are in operation. The fans could be a little dangerous though.

P.S. Sorry
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

I could cover myself in microfibre
and just roll about inside them.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

that's some niche pron, right there

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Did your cyber bunny get my Bender inspired message yesterday?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

aw he's turned off at the moment
he'll be back on on Saturday :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)