your video was the ten most painful minutes I have ever spent on this earth

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

Ever caught your winkie in a zip?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

twice and it still doesn't compare

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

i had to pause at regular intervals to survive

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

Whilst suffering from a hangover, backache and a stubbed toe?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

i should coco

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

Ha! It's not as if Michael Jackson's gonna die *tonight* though, is it?

(__, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

I wish I'd have gone

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

Here is a shocking statement.
I made this shocking statement cos that's just how I am.
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

You cunt.
It's your fault.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Did you ring AK in the end mate?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

My boyfriend did it at my house when he was staying
Twas fucking hilarious.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

I bet it's far worse than child-birth

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

What, a smalle NIP, and a bit of soreness
As opposed to something that's 1 finger wide pushing through a head and shoulders, often tearing, for sometimes days*? Then the soreness that follows?!

*sorry, the contractions can be for days, but it can take a while!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

I'm with Foolius on this one.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

Ditto daddio.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

when you catch your winkie in a zip, how do you get it out? I can't imagine it being one of those "tug and bear it" situations :S

not that I HAVE a winkie to catch in a zip, I'm just interested...
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

I've caught my hair in zips before.
Assuming it's roughly the same, you just cut or rip off the end of it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

ouchies
I feel scared of my own clothing now, even though I haven't got a willy
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)