I don't like internet witch hunts
one day you lot will turn up the blithering turgid poetry I wrote when I was 17, or something, and we'll all have a good laugh and japes and jest but underneath, a tear will trace a silver path down my cheek and splash like the crystal shatter of a thousand falling champagne glasses on my warm, beating, beaten chest :(
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Phwoor!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

You'd then phone your school at 1am and tell them to be on the lookout for trespassers from the internet.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

only if he was a chubby cunt like Ryan Bury.
The chubby cunt
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

a tear will trace a silver path down my cheek
and splash like the crystal shatter of a thousand falling champagne glasses
on my warm, beating, beaten chest
You know the rest
I am the best
but I cry
for fear I may die
A death
( magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

You know the rest
I am the best
but I cry
for fear I may die
A death

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

They're doing it for a laugh
anyhow i doubt you as stupid as me to get something like that found
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

The stupidity isn't in the being found out
it's in wanking yourself catatonic to japanese schoolgirl cartoon porn in the first place.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

and....

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

You don't like internet witch-hunts?
DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE PRO-MYKEY? BE WARNED, MY LYING RACIST INTERNET WHORE IS ON STANDBY.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)