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I f you repost smathels blatherings
you're just as bad.

edit: I have no problem with people posting bollocks. god knows, I've done it before. but there is a consitency theat isn't required.






and it's toss.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
I'm bad, I'm bad . . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
The amount of time the BBC kept referring to MJ as "Off the Wall", they kept smiling
WELL DONE. YOU CLEVERLY REFERRED TO ONE OF HIS ALBUMS.

It's the news, not a fucking drinking game.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
Unfortunately Friz
I can almost guarantee that the Beeb has a drinking game going on in Editorial about this. They do with most stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
I really want to work behind the scenes in TV.

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
I would have liked to see how the News Bunny off Live TV would have handled it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
*ponders*
lets see how drunk i can get playing the michael jackson drinking game
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
I love when at Glastonbury earlier the reporter shoe horned a reference to his brand of pop
not being played there
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
I bet it was the same type of simpleton who out and out refers to "nobody nowadays is CLOSE to doing what MJ did"

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
I bet if Lady Gaga died tomorrow, she'd be the Queen of New Modern Age Synth Pop or something

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
The only thing she's queen of is badly ripping off Madonna.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
I don't like internet witch hunts
one day you lot will turn up the blithering turgid poetry I wrote when I was 17, or something, and we'll all have a good laugh and japes and jest but underneath, a tear will trace a silver path down my cheek and splash like the crystal shatter of a thousand falling champagne glasses on my warm, beating, beaten chest :(
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
Phwoor!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
You'd then phone your school at 1am and tell them to be on the lookout for trespassers from the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
only if he was a chubby cunt like Ryan Bury.
The chubby cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
a tear will trace a silver path down my cheek
and splash like the crystal shatter of a thousand falling champagne glasses
on my warm, beating, beaten chest
You know the rest
I am the best
but I cry
for fear I may die
A death
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

You know the rest
I am the best
but I cry
for fear I may die
A death

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
They're doing it for a laugh
anyhow i doubt you as stupid as me to get something like that found
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
The stupidity isn't in the being found out
it's in wanking yourself catatonic to japanese schoolgirl cartoon porn in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
and....

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
You don't like internet witch-hunts?
DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE PRO-MYKEY? BE WARNED, MY LYING RACIST INTERNET WHORE IS ON STANDBY.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
are you telling forum users what to post on this open forum? good lord, you really do insist upon yourself

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
GRASS
oops, sorry. thought you were in a glass house throwing stones there. my apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
This tension needs to be relieved with a pun thread
Gardener's Film Club:

Back To The Fuschia
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
leylandii claudius

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
ooof, nice

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
The Germinator

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
Begonia With The Wind

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
The Name of the Rose
Sorry, not very funny but I could join in!
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
that's what it's all about :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
Robocrop

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
Billy Buddleia

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
Full Petal Jacket

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
*cricket applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
Mighty Morphin Power Hydrangeas

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
hahaha :)
*guffaw*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
Pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
Which reminds me at school we had a club called the Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers
I was Gladioli
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
*snorts*

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
Top quality.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
What's Eating Gilbert Grapevine?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
A Privet Runs Through It

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
Oof. Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Four Weedings and a Funeral

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
Boysenberry the Hood

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
Hanging Basketball Diaries

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Steel Magnolias

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
The last temptation of Chrysanthemum

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Passionflower of the Christ
b3ta I'm drunk and I'm posting, is this a bad idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
Loganberry's Run

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Saw IVy

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
The Murders In The Rhubarb

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Tulip kill a mockingbird.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
bonsi the sailor man

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Who Shot Tuliperty Valance?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
haha, nice

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Mulch Ado About Nothing

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Ivy know what you did last summer.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Die Chard

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Lawn Free

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Tracheophyte Club

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
This deserves a lot of recognition

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Prune-cilla, Queen of the Desert

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Herbaceous goes bananas.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Sex and Violets.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
7 chives for 7 brothers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Forest Gump.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
hamburger dill

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
Anemone of the State

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
Alan Titchmarch of the Penguins

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
The Compostman Always Rings Twice

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
*chuckle*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
St John's Wort You Did Last Summer

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
The Peaskeeper

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Coniferous Gump

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
on the waterlilly front

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
Petal Royale

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
Lettuce the right one in.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
Perennial Man

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Live and Lettuce Die

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
the third mango

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Begonia in 60 seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Bill And Ted's Bog Journey

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Lawn on the Fourth of July

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Lawnraker

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
The Omega Manure

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
A View to a Dill

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
The Land Before Thyme

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
The Land That Thyme Forgot

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
On The Watercress

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Thyme Bandits

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Robocrop

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
The Grassed Temptation of Christ

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Commandodecatheon

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Courgette Carter

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
Driving Miss Daffodil.
Rockery
Rockery 2
Rockery 3 ...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
The Daisy Of The Jackal

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
Tomartyrs

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
ha ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
I chuckled myself at that one.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
A nightmare on Dutch Elm Street.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
Pansy Wars
(Yaa or Naah)
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
The Count Of Monty Don

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
Enter the Snapdraggon.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
Touch of Weevil

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
*snort*

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
20'000 legumes under the sea

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
The Burdocks

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
Foxglove Me Tender

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
Phlox Of The Navigator

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
Snowdrop Dead Fred

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

cripes i should be good at this since i do gardening, but my minds like a blank canvas. But i know some plants;

Verbena
Busy Lizzies
Geraniums

those are ones im growing, see if you can make a few with those
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
Trois Couleurs: Bleuberry

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
/talk's blithering lily-livered tolerance of shit people is flooding the board with paedophiles and witless 14 year olds
these people need to be encouraged to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
i don't really care,
should i?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
well it hardly affects you, you're not going to be alive much longer
but spare a thought for those of us who have to stay alive and put up with this shit

you selfish bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
loser

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
if you were a girl, seriously, I would, right up the poo pipe

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
But they're fun!
Stop being so miserable and anti-fun! LOL!

/Dave Trouser
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
this
picturesforsadchildren.com/blog/famous.png
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)