I have 3 landline phone numbers
My main BT landline
An extra number I use for work (using BT Call sign)
and my BT broadband Hub Phone

whenever Sky or some other some such muppet comes on the phone trying to sell me a "cheap" broadband/phone package I ask them if they can offer me the same service as I have now.

not one of them can.

this pleases me.

what has pleased you today?
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)

I had an EXCELLENT chicken sandwich for lunch

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

with mayo?
or without?
( TBL I posted this on, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

It was chicken and lettuce in a soft baton
Simple but tasted awesome.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)

Ooh, I had chicken, cheese and lettuce in a ciabatta.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

Hey, let's steal JackAction's attention.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

My Telefonica '6mb broadband & phoneline for 44 euros a month' deal
seemed to actually be 'we'll just charge you whatever the fuck we want'. 120 euros last month & 80 this month, before calls. This doesn't please me.

What has pleased me? Oh I dunno, getting molested by 50 shipwrecked nymphomaniacs. The day hasn't finished so it could happen.

*edit* in the UK I wouldn't touch BT with a bargepole. Over a hundred quid to flick a switch so my phoneline worked? They can get fucked.
( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

so are you working out there?
loads of brits are coming back apparently
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

Yeah
Think a lot of pensioners headed back 'cos they got stuffed by the exchange rates.
( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

definetly pensioners but also young couples where the dad's come back to work so the family can stay out there
i'd move myself but i only have puter skills so it's probably the wrong time
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

Is there more work in the UK?
No idea what the job market is like out here, not something I've had to look at. Yet.
( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)

still sounds like a pricey package
pleased me today was a bruce cambell boxset marathon
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

My Daughter
Passed her Royal Academy of Music Vocal Exam with Distinction! Get in there!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

Congratulations for your daughter,

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

Ta....
She has a great voice and has been selected for a solo piece with the Jakarta Opera! *www.proudfuckingdad.com*
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

wow!
a local royal academy or a brit satelite one?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

An Examiner from the Academy conducted the exams
The mother fucking Royal Academy.... mind you, all the entrants for the exams have to pay quite a bit of money which covers airfares and accommodation for the examiner!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

cor!
she may even make x factor.. seriously that is pretty fucking cool
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

I've probably spoken to you at some point, I think
I had a customer smugly tell me this when they came through to the wrong department, and didn't seem to know what he wanted, department wise. I asked him if he was interested, and came up with that bollocks.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

I just did a 7-hour bar shift, bladdered
There was a bar tab, we were offered vast amounts of alcohol, we took it. All I can remember is dancing with some little girl and eating pasta. Bloody good night, I say!
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

the love of our lord jesus christ

( scott,, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

Hallelujah

( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)

bless you

( scott,, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)

Y'alright?
How's the new gaff?
( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:44, archived)

very good. proper penthouse with swimming pool and jacuzzi*

*bath and sink
( scott,, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)