when I had kids I discovered that there where three main elements in my life
Family. Work. And Booze.

The thing is if you try and do all three then they all suffer. You have to pick two.

I lowered my boozing - I didn't drink for a year and now only drink a bit of wine with a meal over the weekends.

Dealing with kids with a hangover is hell on earth and not worth it.
( rob, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)

good advice
.....

damn you
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)

I still manage to drink a fair amount
but my son is 10 now, and less likely to need his nappy changing.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

badger on the other hand

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

Quite
But if the internet has told us just one thing it's that you are a terrible mother.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

I know :(

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)