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What's worse?
shitting yourself at work?

or

Getting up at 7.00am to feed your 10 month old son after having 23 vodka and cokes?
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)
Why has your baby been drinking that much booze?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)
he has issues

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)
and a better drinking ability than myself
upset at baby online!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
This place.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:22, archived)
hello
we had a good chat ages ago

hows the website going?
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)
It isn't. Everything is rubbish.
I am going back to bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
your fat stupid stinking face

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)
ta Frank
whats new with you?

thought i'd ask early before tea time
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)
I want to kill everyone and gouge their eyes out and piss through their eye sockets into their brains

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
good lad
... changed pants recently?
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
I can't get my current pair off, lost my potato peeler

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)
tea tree oil..
works a treat
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)
isn't Jean Michel Jarre great?
I love Jean Michel Jarre, I'm going to buy all his albums and never listen to anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:31, archived)
why would you?

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:33, archived)
isn't uri gellar the lead singer?

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:34, archived)
well, Dido obviously
just Dido and Jean Michel Jarre, that's the only CDs they should make

no one else in the world should be allowed to make music excpet Dido and Jean Michel Jarre
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)
fuck today, I'm going back to bed

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)
wish..
stuck looking at sky 624
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
Being you

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)
when I had kids I discovered that there where three main elements in my life
Family. Work. And Booze.

The thing is if you try and do all three then they all suffer. You have to pick two.

I lowered my boozing - I didn't drink for a year and now only drink a bit of wine with a meal over the weekends.

Dealing with kids with a hangover is hell on earth and not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)
good advice
.....

damn you
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)
I still manage to drink a fair amount
but my son is 10 now, and less likely to need his nappy changing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
badger on the other hand

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
Quite
But if the internet has told us just one thing it's that you are a terrible mother.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
I know :(

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
c) being the kind of thick cunt that has to put coke in his vodka

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)
I like coke in my vodka

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
and ice

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
you thick cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

Thats one strong liver your son's got
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
or
telling the internet about it because nobody else gives a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
Also, this smacks just a little of
'Look how much alcohol I can drink' whilst raising a child.

Getting very close to Sammi levels of retardation.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
Everyone will most likely ignore me or disagree now.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
I'm In Disagreement....

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
I'm glad you've decided to stay
I need some help unlocking the 'raep modez'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)