I'm not in London.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

Neither am I.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

I don't know what's going on here.
It's like some sort of illuminati conspiracy to make everyone assume everyone else is in London, the resulting confusion allowing them to subvert the government.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

Ok... The South.
Don't slap me about with those dinner-plate hands of yours please!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

I'm not in the South, either.
Well, unless you mean the South of Scotland.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

and it's my teapot feet you want to be wary of.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Well, ok I'll be wary of your Toby-jug forearms as well then.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

it's like a reverse flash mob
where everyone deserts London to prove everyone else wrong, on the Internet
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

everyone except Boris Johnson,
who wasn't invited, and just stands there looking perplexed and scratching his head in the middle of Trafalgar Square.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

Wimbledon is in London and on TV and it's not raining there.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

it's red hot in london

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

I hear those smug bastards have a fancy "roof" thing
think they are so special .... fucking londoners.
( MrA, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

Aye, roofs- the height of modern technology them, since 150,000 BCE.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)