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How would you react if a snail spoke to you?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
I'd step on it.
Snails are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
"Hello Mr Snail. Now, don't go starting any shit threads now! There's a good snail"

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
I think that's spiders you're thinking of.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
Good answer

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
teehee

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
Up my medication, for one.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
Don't overdose on it

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
That'd be awful

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
Aye
It would be. The People's Dullard would be sorely missed.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
I feel I'd have to be very close to hear him/her as I doubt they're very loud.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
the question kind of implies that you heard it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
Good point.
I think I'd be proper freaked out and I'd run away.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
what if it wanted to talk about r22 chillers and the need to replace them

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
I'd take him for a pint.
I would then ask if he thinks the Isceon 59 is an effective replacement for the r22s. Depending on his answer, he would get a beer/get crushed.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
unless they had a little snail megaphone

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
It depends what he said.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
he called your pint a queer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
I'd fucking glass him in the tentacles

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
I don't think you know what a snail is

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
Oh fuck you Friz you dumb BASTARD.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snail#Physical_characteristics

Type tentacles in the find field and shut your incredibly fat black hole of a mouth, if it's physically possible.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
SERIOUS INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
Tetchy about snails, online

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
I didn't realise you had to love snails to be on the internet

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
you don't,
BUT IT HELPS!!!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
SNAILS OMG

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
It's more to do with you trying to be a some smart prick and coming unstuck if I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
look here, the snails bought his little cunt mate along, do em both mike

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
I'd punch him in the face if I could be sure I wouldn't lose my arm.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
Fuck that snail's shit up Mike.
I've heard all about that sort of thing, it was all right in the 40s when they first came over, there was a war on, but what's their excuse now? Fuckin 'ell, seriously, it's a free ride. Don't get me wrong, I don't blame them, I would get free money too if I had the chance.

Tony Blair, this is your legacy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
they're refugees, gonz.
They're on the run. The French would eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
That's media propiganda, wake up sheeple.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
it's not you know,
I've been to France, it was terrible. I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
i'd ignore it and keep walking, i'm from london, i don't care for conversations with strangers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
I'd say 'hello Brian'

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
I'd capture it and sell it to the highest bidder

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
do you think you could capture a snail?
I don't imagine it would be as easy as you think.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
Yes.
If there's money involved, I can do it.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
It would be like the slug at the begining of Laybinth.
I would trust it with all my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
does he want a word in my shell like?





* coat *
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)