I'd fucking glass him in the tentacles

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

I don't think you know what a snail is

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

Oh fuck you Friz you dumb BASTARD.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snail#Physical_characteristics

Type tentacles in the find field and shut your incredibly fat black hole of a mouth, if it's physically possible.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

SERIOUS INTERNET

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

Tetchy about snails, online

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

I didn't realise you had to love snails to be on the internet

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

you don't,
BUT IT HELPS!!!
LOL
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

SNAILS OMG

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

It's more to do with you trying to be a some smart prick and coming unstuck if I'm honest.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

look here, the snails bought his little cunt mate along, do em both mike

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

I'd punch him in the face if I could be sure I wouldn't lose my arm.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

Fuck that snail's shit up Mike.
I've heard all about that sort of thing, it was all right in the 40s when they first came over, there was a war on, but what's their excuse now? Fuckin 'ell, seriously, it's a free ride. Don't get me wrong, I don't blame them, I would get free money too if I had the chance.

Tony Blair, this is your legacy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

they're refugees, gonz.
They're on the run. The French would eat them.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

That's media propiganda, wake up sheeple.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

it's not you know,
I've been to France, it was terrible. I didn't like it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)