Bet it would!
*shakes internet fatty cellulite*
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

*grasps fun flesh*
am not averse to that kind of sauciness
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Have you been drinking?

( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

this does not invalidate
saucy-grabby-touchy lecherousness.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

Maybe not, but it definitely explains it!
:)
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)