FUCK OFF DAVE
its been a while
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Yes it has.
You haven't missed anything.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

I have a 21 year old telling me she loves me
yet I'm 31 now and married.

What do I do?
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

See if your wife fancies her?
Then it could work.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

Ermm I dont think she would
Get on MSN and I'll show you a picture of the said 21 year old :)
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

Oh dear
This is unlikely to end well. Mainly due to the marriage thing rather than the age.

Also, I am 31 and am a picture of youthful loveliness. So stop complaining of your great age.
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

Don't tell your wife.

( Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

Nothing
Its all fantasy. Close her off and go to your wife.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)