JMG!
Who's already minimizing a quest to MSN an online buddy?
It's me. Best make your replies look good.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

You're on my MSN list
You make it smell
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)

I have a fake head cold.
What would you suggest?
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

Fake Lemsip

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

Fake hot water bottle?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

cheez doritos
but only the ones that come with cheez, not cheese.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

Made with cowz milk.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

Blaming JMG. DOUBLE TIME!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)

Oh man, I want to feel better.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)

in referring in the past to an *ffl*ne g*rlfr*end
aren't you invalidating that claim by being online at 2:35AM?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

Why did I read "anal girlfriend"?

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

He's a lucky man.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

I mistakenly composed the reply thinking 'online girlfriend'
and realised the whole joke was about offline girlfriend. Thus the * cencorship was incorrect at the time of publishing.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

When have I EVER told you about an o**line girlfriend?
That'd be way too much information then I am prepared to share with you all.
Aberdeen's practically made up most of this. I'd recommend asking them on how to handle this.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

ABOUT TIME
It's been shit here.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

Well you didn't do much to make it better.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

FUCK YOU WILDHEART
We think you live near the sea.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

Your mother aquaplanes across the room, if that's what you mean.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)

That's it.
People have gone home.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

Are you kidding?
Me and Gilgers had some great banter.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

I punched three fatties in the face tonight.
Me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

This can only be a good thing.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

"Poker Face" came on and I just let it all go.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

I'm hating JMG for christmas.

Am I doing this right?
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

No.
Needs more hate.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

Hate, oh that's quite internet.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

Quite so.
Oh internet, you so crazy.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

I can only imagine you're on your 18th swirl around your nipples, as you wait for a JMG reply.
Much like Sexface is. As we speak.


OH MY SWEET SEXFACE! Don't put out too early. Make her work for the goods.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

I rarely use MSN
Not sure where this leaves me, but I hope it's somewhere sexy
( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

Hopefully Plymouth.
It's NEAR Baldmonkey, but out of mortar range.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

I've been to Plymouth & didn't get hit by a single mortar so you could be onto something

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)