Why did I read "anal girlfriend"?

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

He's a lucky man.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

I mistakenly composed the reply thinking 'online girlfriend'
and realised the whole joke was about offline girlfriend. Thus the * cencorship was incorrect at the time of publishing.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)